I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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