Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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