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your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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