The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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