she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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