Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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