I think my vagina is haunted
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
you have to choose: penises or morals?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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