You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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