I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Im part way to drunk.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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