no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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