it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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