nutella sex= disaster
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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