You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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