Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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