I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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