You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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