What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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