Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
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