what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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