so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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