Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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