ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I love black thongs
Swine flu. Run for my life!
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I wish I only lived at night.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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