Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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