My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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