Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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