You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Can I color on your dick again?
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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