HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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