I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Send help, water and tortillas.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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