He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
how does that bad decision feel?
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