dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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