His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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