After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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