Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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