We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
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