Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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