Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Houston, we have a squirter
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Your cock deserves a montage
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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