Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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