Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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