If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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