Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Dear god my vagina.
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