Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
