check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I wish there were birth control emojis
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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