I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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