i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Randomize
