By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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