the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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