Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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