Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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