she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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