I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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