Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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