Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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