So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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