Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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