my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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