fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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